Thursday, February 17, 2011

ONE MORE LIBRARY STORY

I wasn't going to post again, but this story is good.

A man comes in and wants to use a public computer.  It is very busy in here today and he has to wait 15 minutes for one of them to free up.  He approaches the Children's Librarian and asks her if she can't do something to speed things up.  "I only want it for a few minutes," he explains.  "I just need to know how long cocaine stays in the body."  At the look on Peggy's face he says, "Oh, it's not for me.  I need to know for my girlfriend."

Ah, life in the big city.  I would miss it living someplace else.
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  1. MarionFebruary 18, 2011 at 12:00 AM

    Thanks for the laugh, Kathy. I needed it.

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  2. KathyFebruary 18, 2011 at 1:43 AM

    Glad I could help. Working with the public you probably have a bunch of stories you could tell too.

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  3. BonnieFebruary 18, 2011 at 12:58 PM

    oh my, that is too much!

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